When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseballhelmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...
It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)