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Gorilla Face Wash 

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

Gorilla in the washing machine. 

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'