google assistant 

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

google assistant by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

GoogleAssistant 

A person where if you mention their name, your coolness goes up

-You're not cool
-Well you know what? GoogleAssistant
-Oh

GoogleAssistant by GoogleAsisstant January 12, 2022