fucking off 

A phrase you use to say to someone that you're leaving. Commonly used in the South of London.

Jack: Alright mate, I'm fucking off now. I'll see you later.

fucking off by OBESE PERSON October 16, 2020

fucking off 

A combination of the phrases: fucking around and jacking off. When someone wastes time fucking around by jacking off, he is fucking off.

A: Yo, what'd you do last night?
B: O you know, I was just fucking off.

fucking off by bigbear12 April 9, 2011

fucking off 

Pronunciation Key (fuking awf)
The act of inserting a large object in the rear end to propell oneself from another.

Sarah proceeded to fucking off after she recieved a disturbing call from her boyfriend.

Hey mom, lots of people were fucking off after the game last night.

Jack was fucking off at incredible speed.

Goldnetwork loves fucking off.

fucking off by Goldnetwork May 13, 2006

Fucking off 

Taking action in messing around with another when your in a “situation ship” or friends w/ benefits.

“It’s a problem when I start fucking off on this man right?”

Fucking off by Mrfuckingtire October 11, 2021

Fucking Off 

"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.

Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.

Fucking Off by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022

fucking pissed off 

Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam.

If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.

fucking pissed off by Dave griffin July 31, 2008

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

Laughing my fucking ass off by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012