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number one fuckie 

1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").

2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".

That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.

slop fuckie 

When you are eating chop-suey and fucking an Asian girl at the same time.
I was hungry at the Asian massage parlor, so I went to the chop-suey joint. I got that shit to-go, and went back to the parlor for some slop fuckie! killed both birds my friend.
services provided by vietnamese prostitutes for $5-$15
"you want number one fuckie?"
fuckie by E. Gizzle December 14, 2008

Fuckie-talkie 

A combination of the word fuck and walkie-talkie.

Meaning: Poor comunication betwwen two individuals.
It was a real fuckie-talkie with Dave today!
Fuckie-talkie by Frejsej123 November 2, 2021

Fuckie Wuckie 

oops, I did a fuckie wuckie uwu
Fuckie Wuckie by toelicker6969 December 12, 2019
The recipient of a fuck. The passive partner.
When my girl and I do it, I am usually the fuckie coz she's always on top.
fuckie by steve barnes August 24, 2005