fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

fuckhelmet by ken power January 15, 2008

fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.

<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!

fuckhelmet by Anon. September 30, 2003

fuck helmet 

(noun) A person who has done or said something very stupid. Alternately, a very inconsiderate person.

"I can't believe you said that to her. You are such a fuck helmet!"

fuck helmet by Author is missing July 29, 2006