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flat smacking 

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
flat smacking by Big FLATso October 16, 2017
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Flat Smacking 

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.
"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."
Flat Smacking by Johnny Bledo November 25, 2018

flat smacking 

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
flat smacking by Big FLATso October 16, 2017