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fire piss 

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
fire piss by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015

fire piss 

terrible fucking discord server

the invite code is uPF5XR2DFf
Hey man did you join fire piss?
No
fire piss by qnce May 14, 2021

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike
My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. 

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

piss on the fire 

to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)
person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'