fart weasel

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

fart weasel by jscarsc November 29, 2016

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fart weasel

A pet name given to one's preteen step child

Hey fart weasel, it's time for supper!

fart weasel by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016

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weasel fart

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

weasel fart by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016

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