fart trail 

Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.

Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.

fart trail by socialvirus June 29, 2006

Fart trail 

The process of tightning your but cheeks and letting loose continous little farts while walking usally more than 3 to 5 steps for fear of ripping one ginormous fart

Oscar: holy crap dude...
Jason: what?
Oscar: I totaly farted a huge trail back there. It mustve been that entire hall way!!
Jason: is that what that tapping sound was?!!? Man that mustve been a huge fart trail, that tapping was going on for a good minute and a half!!!!!

Oscar: YEAH!! LOL!!!
Hot chick in the hall way: OMFG!! Whats that smell!!!
Oscar: dude! Lets gtfo of here!!!

Fart trail by Oscar "th3omaster" valenz March 15, 2010

fart tail 

When one flatulates and flees, the remnants of the noxious odors follow him or her. The tail end of the stink is the fart tail.

Damnit dude, I just caught wind of your fart tail and it fucking stinks. Go sit on the pot you nasty mofo!

fart tail by Tommy2tone June 29, 2006

cum fart cock' tail 

A hot, slimy sperm load is cock
injected into a young girl's ass hole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it.

I got the hot twins doing a cum fart cock' tail last night.

cum fart cock' tail by Sleezy Lazzeee May 12, 2006

Farttriloquist 

The ability to fart in the vicinity of others and make it sound like it came from someone else in the group.

We were eating dinner with friends and Carl let one fly and farttriloquisted it to Ben.

Farttriloquist by Barney ruble October 21, 2012

Farttriloquist 

Someone who can talk and fart at the same time without missing a beat.

I was talking my bro at the club and he rip a giant fart while he was yammering away, he didn't even blink an eye. he must some sort of Farttriloquist.

Farttriloquist by raygam April 14, 2010