Cretinous Yankee wannabes who, upon moving south of the
Mason-Dixon line or Ohio River, adopt sappy, sorry versions of the local dialect, wave the Stars n' Bars, pretend to be 'folk heroes' or 'outlaws', wax
nostalgically about Stonewall, JEB, and
General Lee, and claim Hank Williams was 'always their favorite.'
Cities like Austin, Nashville,
Charlotte, Dallas, Birmingham, and large parts of Atlanta no longer feel authentically
Old South because of the presence of so many fake
southerners.