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Emptying 

The process of losing one's belief and finding nothing, thus accepting the nihilist viewpoint. Often nihilists claim emptying is the path to enlightenment. Alternatively, emptying can include losing a dearly held belief, like losing faith in a power, a lover, a friend, or a family member.
"Poor sod; when he caught Tyria with Jackorn it completely emptied him. His whole heart is emptying..."
Emptying by Zed Numar August 2, 2021
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emptying 

The process of take things out of another thing.
Jerry started emptying his things from the long trip.
emptying by Anomysnognd June 5, 2017

emptying 

emptying the dog means "dog-walking".
I'm emptying the dog.
emptying by Kenneth Keen November 24, 2023

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.
Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

emptying the car 

Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.
Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.

emptying the propane tank 

sorry guys i was emptying the propane tank

emptying bowels 

When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind.
"Man did you see Henri last night? He was going around emptying bowels"
emptying bowels by Andy Myles January 2, 2009