eargarrete 

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.

Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?

eargarrete by Bob882 August 27, 2005

eargarette 

A cigarette for your ear. For non smokers. Created by the comic strip Dilbert.

While smoking eargarettes:
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?

eargarette by Big Buckin Chicken September 1, 2008