Schrodinger's Dumbass 

Someone who is simultaneously extremely intelligent half the time but a complete dumbass the other half of the time, making it impossible to tell if they're a fucking idiot or a human supercomputer.

Person: Jesus how did Gordona piss off those nerds? I thought he was one of them!

Person 2: He's Schrodinger's dumbass dude.

Schrodinger's Dumbass by gordona22 June 4, 2021

Schrodinger's dumbass 

Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass

Schrodinger's dumbass by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022

schrodinger’s dumbass 

One who makes dumbass statements, particularly about fictional characters, and will decide to judge others either depending on their age or appearance.
*With one group* "You can't make porn of Kanna! I don't care if she's 4000 years old! She looks too much like a child!"
*With another group* "You can't make porn of Raphtalia! I don't care if she looks like an adult! She's still 10!"

"Stop being a schrodinger’s dumbass"

schrodinger’s dumbass by Johngamer221 July 17, 2020

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass

Someone who calls another person a larper while completely misusing the term.

Person 1: I really like Minecraft.
Person 2: Larp Larp Larp Sahurrr
Person 1: What?
Person 2: LARPER!
Person 1: I just said that I like Minecraft??
Person 2: Laarrrpppeeeerrr
Person 1: Wow, you really are a Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass.

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass by Anonymously161 March 29, 2026

It's an alpaca, dumbass. 

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

It's an alpaca, dumbass. by alpacadumbass March 30, 2011

dumbass syndrome 

when someone is a complete dumbass

My friend has dumbass syndrome

dumbass syndrome by Keira February 21, 2004

Dumbass shit fuck 

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.

Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.

Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.

*gets hit by car*

Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!

Dumbass shit fuck by Jarp12 July 20, 2011