drunk plunk
A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.
A: Wow guess who just texted me.
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"
K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.
A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"
K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.
A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...
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