douche-timer 

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

douche-timer by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

Doucheimer 

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

Doucheimer by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011