dorkapus 

A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".

My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.

dorkapus by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009

dorkpussy 

the guy at work who puts up cubicle extenders and pees into a wad of toilet paper standing up in a stall

Hey dude dorkpussy is in the stall soaking a wad again

dorkpussy by skunkspunk May 26, 2015