dildomuffin 

A chick who masterbates a lot.

Chelsea made a doctor's appointment to get on the pill. That's 2 months from now, and then she has to be on BC for a month for it to be fully kicked in. Until then, she'll just continue being a dildomuffin.

dildomuffin by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

dildomuffin 

a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.

shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin

dildomuffin by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005

dindonuffin

Haha, usually a criminal who always says this to the cops when they arrive

Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!

dindonuffin by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

dindonuffin

A pejorative term used to mock Blacks that commit crimes, and the excuses that's made for them. Derived from wailing family members, usually mentally unstable mothers, that claim that they "didn't do anything wrong".

Wayback Machine archive from urban dictionary (originally posted on September 20, 2015, last seen on December 31, 2019)
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Those riots in Ferguson are clearly full of dindonuffins.

dindonuffin by StatisticsAreClassics July 4, 2020