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A cock eating English man "Crumpet Cock"

"You my friend should stop being a crumpet cock. "

crumpet cock by Trilliam_180 November 15, 2016

Cock Crumpet 

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.

Cock Crumpet by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022

Cock Crumper 

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

Cock Crumper by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009