crotchety rocket Share definition Flag An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow. I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through. crotchety rocket by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the crotchety rocket mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
