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crisp monkey 

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1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Same entomology as "Darth"
Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight

OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.
crisp monkey by Nickel550 June 5, 2005
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Crisp Money Hug 

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When you glue money to your body and give someone a hug.
You just got a Crisp Money Hug from you BFF.
Crisp Money Hug by anonymous March 14, 2022
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Sex Money Murder Crip 

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A Crip click located on the NorthSide of Long Beach,Ca that was started in 1995 that wears green and feuds with the 2N Crips. Their turf runs from 54th-56th in the Parwoods.
Where from foo....NorthSide Sex Money Murder Crip gang loc
Sex Money Murder Crip by BadHabit2 February 6, 2009
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