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creep monster

Someone who is in constant state of high level creepiness over a long duration. The other characteristic of the term is being unaware or turning a blind eye to one own level of creepiness.
Man: wow you're a creep monster
Woman: no I'm not
Man: what would you call someone who tells me "i'm going to Jamaica with my ex boyfriend" after getting dug out
Woman: I don't know
Man: yeah arright
creep monster by fat scum March 5, 2008
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boggy creek monster 

a ugly vagina with huge flapping lips and a hairy unshaven pubic area..normally linked with a rather obtrusive odor
Damn dude, why didn't you tell me that Gina was a boggy creek monster? Her pussy lips looked like two slices of two week old roast beef, and the hair I swear to god it was braided. and the smell well i've smelt fish markets that smelt better.
boggy creek monster by bama3207 January 11, 2009