couch-parked
When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.
"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
couch-parked by Laydel12 November 25, 2011
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