couch burrito 

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

couch burrito by giselle January 22, 2011

Couch Burrito 

When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.

Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.

Couch Burrito by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010

beefy cruch burrito 

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

beefy cruch burrito by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

Burrito cooch 

A cooch that resembles a burrito.

You see that girl, Shannon?! She got a burrito cooch!

Burrito cooch by TizzyT July 6, 2011