coffpoo 

Drinking coffee before going out for a run or long bike ride to precipitate the emergence of the turtle's head before you leave.

"Steve, are you ready yet, I've been waiting for 10mins to go for a run, if we leave any later I'm going to be late for work."

"Sorry darling, I ate too much curry last night and am in the middle of a coffpoo. Leave now, and I'll catch you up.

coffpoo by Bow_down_dark_horse May 11, 2020

coffoo

fake coffee beans from south america. real coffee beans are imported from mars. bad coffee beans are imported from pluto

i wish i had some real coffee, this coffoo tastes disgusting!

coffoo by explodedlenard December 7, 2006