cockamouth

the act of putting a cock in one's mouth

derived from an IT department somewhere in westchester, inspired by one of marilyn manson's song. Make sure you emphisize cock when you say it. The era of cockamouth has begun! don't say blowjob, thats so old school!!\

Just say, I LOVE COCKAMOUTH!!!!!\

greg loves to get cockamouth all day!!

I put MY COCK in YOUR mouth!

cockamouth by sebastian & park August 19, 2007

cockadouche

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...

I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!

cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

Cockmouth

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."

"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"

Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

Cockamouse

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.

Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...

Cockamouse by Mythdra March 28, 2009

Cockermouth

1)A town in cumbria it sucks ass mostly but i like it.
2)put a cock in a mouth

lets go to cockermouth cos i like it

Cockermouth by Spongey bob October 2, 2006

Cockermouth

A town in England with a very unfortunate name. A cock is slang for a penis, and, well yeah...

Let's go to Cockermouth!
...Why are you running?

Cockermouth by Blockly806 November 24, 2021

cockmouthed

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006