cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

cock walloping by dongslap49 February 11, 2014

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot 

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.

Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004