clutzed 

to be highly intoxicated or badly beated up

"i was totally clutzed last night, cant remember a thing"

clutzed by katerpiller August 11, 2005

clutzerfuck 

The complete confusion of one's daily schedule, which is (unorganized, & often dysfunctional,) due to an addiction or other mental health issue most likely!

Oh my God, have you seen Sheala, she is such a clutzerfuck!

clutzerfuck by MissyLou September 20, 2023