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Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.
Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
Clusterfuckers by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020

clusterfuckedupness 

A continued state of chaos that doesn't end. A potpourri of clusterfucks that have been brought on by other people.
This lawsuit is in a constant state of clusterfuckedupness.