ciscocide 

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".

Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!

ciscocide by Spoofnet March 28, 2008

Ciscoside 

The act of blowing your head off after your brain melts from taking CISCO.

Max: "What the hell is all this shit about packets and routers?"
Ryan: "I don't know, but I think I want to commit Ciscoside with the Cisco Whip."

Ciscoside by Anonymousususususus January 19, 2011