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Cinnamon Toast Fuck 

When something surprises you so much you have to yell this out
*Kid walks in on mom and dad doin' the dirty*
"MOM WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK??"

Cinnamon Toast Fuckery 

-Something that is so unbelievably insane, supernatural, and/or surreal

-Something that is so confusing that you cannot wrap your head around it.
I went outside and was greeted by a plane crash, followed by a forest fire. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is the mass of the universe?

I have to divide by a letter to get a number. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery