chump bitch Share definition Flag someone who tries to punk you off but doesn't know he's already your bitch. that chump bitch tried to get a rise out of me but he got nothin' (usually followed by a severe beating of the chump bitch) chump bitch by nuclear jesus November 11, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the chump bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch