chipoltease 

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.

"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"

chipoltease by Maniak September 3, 2007

chiptease 

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!

chiptease by catrap August 4, 2011

Chiptease 

Walkers Crisps

They're such a chiptease, those things *tuts*

Chiptease by Rose'n'Dolls August 11, 2011

Chiptease 

Gums only Blowjob

"Grandmama said our special Chiptease is a secret from Mama and Papa. She says I get gummy bears after. I like gummy bears!"

Chiptease by Lostmountainsmaneat December 31, 2023