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crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.
Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.
crankasaurus by beer head September 11, 2009

Crunkasaurus Rex 

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.
"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

Clintasaurus 

A brownie and bacon eating dinosaur that goes around destroying anything in it's path.
Paul: "Where's my bacon?" Ted:"A Clintasaurus must have stomped by and ate it."
Clintasaurus by teamramrodd January 18, 2012

Chunkosaurus 

1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment, for a fat or slightly overweight person. Especially a less youthful person.

2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
Woman (aged over 28): "Do you still love me as much, now that I'm fat and old?"
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"

From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
Chunkosaurus by Goatlips August 4, 2008

chonkasaurus 

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.
chonkasaurus by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021

chinkasaur 

1) n. A semi-offensive reference to an older/elderly Asian person.

2) v. To do as an older/elderly Asian would do.
1) Damn! That chinkasaur almost cut me off!

2) Yeah, man. You just got chinkasaured.