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Chillucify 

The point at which you are so stoned that anything and everything appears 'chill'.
Hit that bong and chillucify.
Recently been told your whole family was raped and killed with their bodies maimed beyond recognition and your answer is,

"Really, thats chill", you are currently in a chillucified state.
Chillucify by Taylor Gang BJ May 20, 2011

Chillarity 

The measure of how chill a bro is (Because everyone knows only bros are chill).

Not to be confused with chillarious or being chill and hilarious at the same time.
Dom: "Damn, that bro is pretty freaking chill, his chillarity is over 9000!!"

Frat Griffin: "After I pounded that natty, my chillaritiy reached maximum capacity."
Chillarity by Chillarity October 13, 2011

chillosity 

the volume of chill in the atmosphere at any given point
The level of CHILLOSITY in a bed after sex and a blunt is incredibly high.
chillosity by ttlyownyourface October 24, 2011

Terminal Chillosity 

The lowest temperature a beer can reach without freezing, and also achieving peak refreshability.
"How long have those beers been on ice?" "They're just 5 minutes away from reaching terminal chillosity!"

Chillonit 

Relax, the definition of the word is implied. The word is just catchy and a compacted version of chill out bro.
"Chillonit bro."
Chillonit by DoubleA12 February 12, 2010