carpet commando Share definition Flag one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort) you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando. carpet commando by Ezekiel Melinko March 9, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the carpet commando mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
