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Cannedberry Juice 

The overly bright red, 10%-juice, cranberry juice cocktail served at restaurants and from soda machines.
Dude 1: "My drink tastes funny."

Dude 2: "Next time, get something with real juice instead of cannedberry juice."
Cannedberry Juice by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009

crackerberry

A white computer nerd that needs to communicate through electronic devices to get things done, while pretending to be metro sexual and cool.
Joe, maybe you should just ask her out on a date face-to-face. Are you planning on having sex with her through your phone also?

Joe is nothing but a crackerberry.
crackerberry by Pazgb March 6, 2009