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Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

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queef drive-by 

performing a vaginal fart out a window of a car
(car squeals off) pffft!

Jessica: do you smell that?

Barbra: yea smells like a queef!

Jessica: damn! she just did a queef drive-by!
queef drive-by by mv78754 October 7, 2010

Tough Questioning by Congress

Very easy. Derives from the relative ease by which 'tough questions' are dodged without consequences when politicians answer before congress.
Guy #1: Man, that math test wasn't hard at all. I think I aced it. How'd you do?
Guy #2: Yeah, I was worried, but that like tough questioning by Congress.

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