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butt puppy 

Definition 1: A butt puppy is a thing that you can randomly shout to entertain your friends.

Definition 2: An asshole.

Definition 3: A butt puppy is a thing that you can randomly shout to distract your friends.
EXAMPLES

Definition 1

Peter: BUTT PUPPY!
(crowd laughs)

Definition 2

Jane: You butt puppy! Are you cheating on me?

Definition 3

Peter: No, of course I wasn't cheating on you honey. Oh-look!! A butt puppy!
butt puppy by A Butt Puppy June 20, 2011

Butt puppy 

When a barking noise comes from your butt. Sounds like a puppy is inside your butt barking. A loud fart. Toot.
Wow I just made a butt puppy. God that butt puppy smells!! Ewe that butt puppy was loud!!
Butt puppy by MeliJ August 7, 2016

Butt Puppy 

Someone who likes to have anal sex on all 4's
Aren't you a Butt Puppy?
Butt Puppy by skibidigiggity August 29, 2025

butt puppy hand jobber 

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

puppy butt

Descriptor of the skin on the back of a freshly shaved head, where the skull meets the spine. Length of hair may be approximately 1 to 6 millimeters, but may also apply to bicced heads.
Whew, Bill just got a haircut and he's got a mad case of puppy butt.
puppy butt by djasbestos June 14, 2007

butt-puppet 

I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.
Why bother listening to Jack? He's like totally Natalie's butt-puppet.
butt-puppet by Mo Dixley December 28, 2004