burggraf 

When all you're friends are gay and mentally retarded

You have to take a seat in the club because you're Burggraf and people are on the tables and the club is really Bob Evens

burggraf by Externalgiant01 June 27, 2017

burgraff

To lack a sizable vocabulary to the point of incessantly asking what most would consider to be silly questions in a completely ignorant, serious way, and to be proud of ones ignorance and lack of vocabulary at the same time.

To burgraff:

"Flip to page 350"

"What does "flip" mean?"

(signs of anger, stress) "Stop wasting time burgraffing!"

"You're discriminating me for not having words in my mind!"

In a sentence:

"That's so ironic"

"I'm sorry, I have to burgraff this one. What does "ironic" mean?"

burgraff by aluminumword February 6, 2013