breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

breakfast soup by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

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Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!

Breakfast Soup by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020

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breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

breakfast soup by trainfan February 16, 2025

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