brand loyalty 

Extent of the faithfulness of "consumers" to a particular "brand" {aka name} , expressed through their repeat "purchases" {aka sexual encounters}, irrespective of the marketing pressure generated by the competing brands {aka other names}

Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name

Whatever... it isn't cheating, they have the same name- its brand loyalty!

brand loyalty by whiteoakgrl17 January 11, 2011

Bland Loyalty 

When a person defines themselves by the products they use. This is not unlike the pepsi v. coke arguement or claiming one chain restaurant is better than the rest. Except for the fact that most of us stop caring at the age of twelve. This is usually due to said person having no discernible personality.

Social Leper: "OH EM GEE I just got a Mac arent you jeeeealous? those comercials with that cool guy and that other guy liek totally sold me on it. Macs are liek soo totally better than PCs. Now im like totally going to make my album on this thing... how do you turn it on?"

Rest of the World: *YAAAAAAWNSKIES* Another boring person with Bland Loyalty issues.

Bland Loyalty by SexySmell October 23, 2010