bowl-locked 

bowl-locked is when you are taking a dump on the toilet and you feel like you still have some left in the tank, when in reality, your bowels are emmpty. this can typically last anywhere from a few seconds up to a couple minutes or more.

dude i had some mexican food last night and k was bowl-locked all morning the next day.

bowl-locked by Sgt T November 17, 2020

Locker Room of the Super Bowl 

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

Locker Room of the Super Bowl by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

bollocked 

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

bollocked by heffer May 1, 2003

spit bollocked 

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

spit bollocked by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010