bookhandler 

someone who jerks off to literature and or proper use of grammer

my LA teacher is a bookhandler,

bookhandler by Moe Lester May 13, 2005

bonehandler 

Southern ghetto for "prostitute"

My bonehandler only gets a little skrilla for some head.

bonehandler by westgateian September 9, 2003

boobhandles 

One who has their nipples pierced indirectly giving them boobhandles.

Girl # 1: "Greg likes to play tug-o-war with his 14 ga. boobhandles."
Girl # 2: "Yeah, I'd tap that"

boobhandles by Christa_d April 15, 2006