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Banker's bonus 

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.
I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.
Banker's bonus by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT! 

A phrase originating from the video game Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. The second half of the phrase originates from the phrase Believe it!. Originally used on the extras menu, it is used as an over enthusiastic response for something that one would not consider a "bonus" at all.
It is commonly used as punchline in a joke involving someone about to receive or do something somewhat desirable (engage in intercourse, win a prize on a game show, make a purchase). The second person mentions something very undesirable in addition to the initial object/act. The first person indicates their displeasure, while the second exclaims the phrase.
1: Congratulations! You've won a brand new car!
2: OMFG! This is the greatest day of my life!
1: But you'll have to time to use that car, as you've won a trip to maximum security prison!
2: WHAT?!
1: IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT!
IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT! by Cube B September 1, 2007

That's not only a bonus... 

This is the starter phrase for a common East Coast denial statement.
The only answer is 'But a Penis.'
Fred "How about those Eagles?"
Jim "It was a bad call on the second half, it's why we lost!"
Fred "Well, that's not only a bonus..."
Jim "...but a Penis!"

bonus sock 

When wahing clothes, the extra mateless sock you did not own before that somehow seeps its way into your laundry.
"Do you do your laundry at the washaus? You should, I got three bonus socks the last time I went!"
bonus sock by SpeedyBee244 June 15, 2007

Bonus Sister 

Same relation as a stepsister, but with positive connotations as opposed to the negativity that is typically associated with a Stepfamily. Bonus family members are chosen freely and they enrich your life.
My mother remarried after I moved out of the house. I am a good friend with her new husband. As an added bonus, I was introduced to an awesome new awesome friend: my Bonus Sister.
Bonus Sister by DieDirk May 14, 2016

Bonus Spudz 

(n.) Bonus spudz; the extra fries found in the bottom of a fast food bag.
Jerry:

Holy moly, Kev-bot, check out all these bonus spudz!

Kevin:

That place is like a goldmine!
Bonus Spudz by Cheese Waffle September 17, 2020