blueberried 

after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.

"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"

blueberried by InsertItalianGirlsNameHere April 21, 2010

Blueberried 

When a girl goes down on you and raspberries your balls, then leaves.

Damn damo, this baddie really left me hanging when she blueberried me last night.

Blueberried by Ehokey March 12, 2021

blueberried 

(Stoner term): The opposite of "cherried". It is when the bowl has spontaneously stopped combusting, and needs to be relit.

"Hey man, you got that lighter? The bowl is blueberried."

as opposed to...

"Hey man, I don't need the lighter. The bowl is nicely cherried."

Generally, it is preferred that the bowl is cherried instead of blueberried, so that the unnecessary inhalation of butane is avoided.

blueberried by Johnson420 November 30, 2011

Pop your blueberries 

When a male loses his virginity. It is the male equivalent of "having your cherry popped." The term "blueberries" is used to refer to testicles, being "blue" from never previously having sex.

Example 1: "When are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "How old were you when you popped your blueberries?

Person 2: "I was 16."

Pop your blueberries by nAnDy013 March 21, 2013

Blueberries 

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.

I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.

Blueberries by GSPC listener February 28, 2011

Mexican Blueberries 

Another name for LSD, or acid.

We really need to get some Mexican blueberries before that concert of Friday night.

Mexican Blueberries by jamaicajamaica70 March 7, 2008

cherries and blueberries 

when a cops lights are flashing

Ah! He's flashin his cherries and blueberries at us!

cherries and blueberries by VVeedson March 24, 2010