blondeyness 

A person with blonde hair has 'blondeyness'

Me n Kelly have Blondeyness

blondeyness by Bexie July 10, 2004

blondeyness 

A person with blonde hair has 'blondeyness'.

Me n Kelly have Blondeyness!

blondeyness by Bexie July 10, 2004

Blondeness 

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.

Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.

Blondeness by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

Face Blondeness 

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
9 minutes ago · Like
Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
9 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · Like
Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
2 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

Face Blondeness by Jables1234 October 16, 2010

infinite blondness 

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

infinite blondness by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011