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battlefield 

the only video game that will get you laid. a god compared to cod cod is a plebian compared to battlefield. battle field includes realistic action driving vehicles realistic guns and amazing shit. cod is a limp dick of a video game.
holy shit did you hear about the new battlefield? it makes cod look like a limp chode and bf look like a goddamn mix of ron jeremy and lexingtion steele with a little bit of michael bays exploding sperm....NUUUUT
battlefield by TheSexual January 9, 2017
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battlefield 

shortened version of battlefield 1942, battlefield vietnam, battlefield 2 etc
oi, im gonna play some battlefield
battlefield by Aff September 28, 2005

battlefield 

The rare, unfortunate event that every chick in one's vicinity is a grenade.
Damn dude, this club is a fuckin' battlefield!
battlefield by spiff mcgee October 14, 2010

Battlefield 

"Hey man I'm gonna go play some Battlefield"
Battlefield by cu12 January 27, 2015

Battlefield 

Someone who has kankles and can’t play basketball... Someone who can’t play black ops so they play battlefield.
Isaac has kankles and is bad at black ops so he plays battlefield... battlefield players are garbage
Battlefield by Come at me brooo November 28, 2018

Battlefield 

A random Hof (gross weil nomen) were a lot of Nutztiere chill all the day and were the Bauer his Frau sucht AUSRUPFEZEICHEN
Q:Whats Battlefield?
A:Bauernhof

battlefield 

One of the best "all-out-war" games ever made
person 1: hey wanna play cod?
person 2: stfu you fat loser you nacho munching soda drinking fat pig
person 1: then what should we play
person 2: battlefield
battlefield by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021