bastiam 

A type of guy that sits on your lap when you need space. He especially stands shoulder to shoulder with you. This guy will do whatever he can to be as close as possible to you. Eating lunch? There he is looking up at you from under the table. Talking to your best bud? There he is, shoulder to shoulder with you, his breathe on your neck. Taking a shower? Yes, he's there when that happens, too. Whether Bastiam is gay or not, he is always there, very very close. So if you know a man who suits this meaning. Run. But then he'll follow you where ever you go, anyway.

Random gurl: Do you see that guy being VERY close to Sasha?
Random gal: MUST be a Bastiam.

bastiam by Hilly Lilly April 1, 2017

bastiam 

A type of guy that sits on your lap when you need space. He especially stands shoulder to shoulder with you. This guy will do whatever he can to be as close as possible to you. Eating lunch? There he is looking up at you from under the table. Talking to your best bud? There he is, shoulder to shoulder with you, his breathe on your neck. Taking a shower? Yes, he's there when that happens, too. Whether Bastiam is gay or not, he is always there, very very close. So if you know a man who suits this meaning. Run. But then he'll follow you where ever you go, anyway.

Random gurl: Do you see that guy being VERY close to Sasha?
Random gal: MUST be a Bastiam.

bastiam by Hilly Lilly April 1, 2017

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School

Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”

Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

Bastian 

Bastian the best guy in the world he’s hella smart hella nice hella cool hella bootiful hella fun hella good at what girls want. He’s just the best guy overall. We love Bastians💦😘🥰❤️

Did you see Bastian I want to marry him so bad and **********

Bastian by Ishsbe isheb e October 10, 2019

Bastian Schweinsteiger

The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.

Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.

Bastian Schweinsteiger by schweini August 4, 2010

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)

Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian “

Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

bastian 

The coolest person you will ever meet. They will try their hardest to never let you down. They can also give some of the most pleasurable sex you will ever have and normally have a penis well over average size. They are compassionate and friendly but they like to be naughty. They also love to work with their hands.

Guy 1: Hey man can I and Bastian come over?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that Bastian kid is awesome.

bastian by Thatoneguy17 October 13, 2009