bastard shooter Share definition Flag The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for. Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?" bastard shooter by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the bastard shooter mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch